ROCKET FM CALENDAR

Remember those glorious days of Nude Radio?

(For those of you who don't, it went as follows:

How to Listen to Derek Watts in the Nude
1. Remove all your wearing apparel
2. Switch on your radio and listen to Derek Watts.)

Anyway, we've now gone one better than that!

If you listened to Dino's Magic Box on Saturday 8th November 2003 (and if you didn't, why didn't you?) you will remember that presenter Dino Bishop showed off the planned Rocket FM calendar to his guest, Judith Alderton of Lewes Nevill W.I.

Judith left the studio blushing, and the rest of us were left in suspense. Well, here's the picture Dino showed her, so that you can all relish it!

And, if you are having trouble sleeping, it can be made much, much worse by imagining the pages for the Deege (January Man) and sex-pot Rupert Lloyd Thomas (lovelier than springtime, therefore April), his silk brocade dressing-gown strategically thrown back...

And the Incredible Disappearing Paul Watts will, of course, be featured in the non-month of Dismember.