THE ROCKET FM OFFICIAL KETTLE

You are very privileged to be allowed sight of the Official Kettle. We hope you realise that.

The Official Kettle is so severely restricted that, during our first year on-air, we issued a handful of badges reading "Access All Areas - Including the Kettle". Sadly, most people have now lost theirs, probably in the pub but maybe just by dropping it in the street. Some of them may have sold theirs on eBay and retired on the proceeds.

Whatever, this is the most important piece of equipment in the high-tech Rocket FM Global Broadcasting Complex, as well as being one of the very earliest to be installed. It is as important as the ultra-high-tech Pentlander Laboratories Mixing Desk! Rocket could not operate without it.

So, because you are not amongst the very few privileged persons allowed to go anywhere near the Official Kettle, here we bring you glossy photographs of it. Firstly, resting; secondly, in hot water-on-kettle action.