COLOUR SUPPLEMENT - THE TECHNICALITIES OF RADIO

In order to get the best possible experience from Rocket FM Lewes, we do advise following certain simple recommendations.

The equipment on which you receive our broadcasts is crucial. How would you like to have your next-door neighbour sneering at you, because he got a reception which was ten times better than you could manage? Avoid this humiliation by installing the Pentlander Laboratories Digital RR3 Tuner, available at a generous discount via Rocket FM Lewes. For only £999.99 (+VAT) you too can have the best audio experience in the world!

Alternatively, for a slightly lower price, you can have a very special arrangement which we at Rocket FM have produced especially for our poorer listeners - er, we mean our listeners on a budget. Buy now for £9.99 (+VAT) and let your ears do the walking!

If you choose to listen to us on-line via this web site, superb quality can be achieved with your broadband connection from DodgyNet ISP for less than £49.99 per month! (Well, rather more than that, actually, once you've added 17.5% VAT to it.) And DodgyNet will even offer you a specially-discounted Cray Supercomputer 386, powered by dilithium crystals (just like that owned by the Director-General) for £4999.99 (+VAT. You're getting used to this by now, we hope).

Need spare dilithium crystals? Aren't you lucky that the national HQ of the Dilithium Crystal Company Ltd. is located in Lewes! Very close to Rocket's HQ, actually, in the Street of the Yo-Yo String Makers. Get in touch with us, and we'll arrange a delivery for you. C.O.D., naturally.